Office Overload Survivor Prints

I think you put it off long enough.

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'

Working hours.

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

'Wake me up when he doesn't use a buzzword.'

"I feel your pain."

'Your main goal in this job is getting out alive.'

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"

"You're doing great, only thirty-one more years to go."

"We should have taken the cubicles."

"Everyone seek higher ground! The paperwork is rising to a dangerous level."

'You can't fire me! -- This is a right-to-work state!'

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

Get Well Soon and Hurry Back to the Office. . . Before Sharks Eat Your Job

'She finally made employee of the month but she paid the ultimate price.'

"I may be incompetent. But, if you fire me there'll be no one who knows less about this company than you."

Office Weather

Getting through the week.

"Granberry, you're about to suffer a near-death experience!"

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

"When everyone's an 800 pound gorilla, nobody's an 800 pound gorilla.".

Twisted Peel works overtime.

'Chin up, Simpson, it's for the good of the firm.'

Exhausted employee

"I don't understand, having a pulmonary embolism isn't on his to do list!"

"I am totally ready for this presentation."

Office zombie.

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

"I hate when she drags herself to work. Am I supposed to feel guilty?"

"I'm putting you in charge of this project because you're already miserable."

"We're a bit understaffed today, could you be 6 people?"

'Nothing serious. I just hate my job.'