Media Consumption Gifts

'You don't have any books, do you?'

'If reading books is so important, how come you never see people on TELEVISION doing it?'

Headlines Alarm People.

'When did we lose our targeted audience status?'

Pretentious man reads Culture supplement, saying: 'I don't know much about art but I know what to pretend to like.'

Worshiping the TV.

Reality TV within reality TV

"Shouldn't you be reading a book?"

Ostrich reacts to looking at animal videos, reading the news and watching Fox news.

'There's nothing on.'

"Papi, did you know that Hispanic kids consume way more media than other kids?"

Here's your problem! (tv lodged in brain)

Health news - hearing loss is irrelevant.

Child plugged into TV

'All the time he used to spend watching TV is now spent on Facebook.'

'And now a quick glance at tonight's top news stories.... Yikes!'

Media Forms

'I can get 67 channels, but they all show me in my chair!'

"And now for today's happy news! Aw, who are we kidding?"

"You're so pedantic about screen ratios!"

TV and man

TV dump truck

'We know something you don't, but you'll hav to wait until 11 PM to find out!'

Binge watching and whinge watching

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

Dr. Burgerman's Jingle Removal

'We interrupt this network to bring you some other network....'

Arms of television shaking all the money from the man watching it

'Portions of the following program are up to you — we're not your mother.'

Unable to get going each day without her dose of Katie Couric, Lois shifted her schedule to be in sync with the star's new evening news job.

Weekend paper with an index to the supplements it contains.

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

'Is the position of scapegoat still open?'

'Now ask yourself Gerald, do we really need ALL these channels?'

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'