Your son is smart and curious and has no attention span whatsoever
Information Consumption Gifts
For the avid reader or lifelong learner, our collection of items themed around information consumption brings humor and personality to your favorite hobbies. Whether it’s cozying up with a good book or watching documentaries, these products are perfect for those who thrive on knowledge and curiosity. They add a playful touch to everyday items like mugs, tees, and pillows, making learning and fun go hand in hand.
The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."
'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'
"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."
'Here's MY information highway!'
'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'
'There's nothing on.'
Cellphone Islands
TV-Man
Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.
A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey
"I shop, therefore I am."
Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'
'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'
Binge Watch
"Forget the harps, we can spend Eternity in there."
"I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press." "Whatever, geek-boy." "You're now the world's foremost authority on Turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays." "No one'll believe that." "Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for Turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan." "There is no 'Crushistan.'" "I've written a Wikipedia entry for C
DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.
Useless information desk at trivia buff convention
"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."
We have a problem with your research. We're Encyclopedia Britannica and you're Wikipedia.
Internet Magazine.
Starvation Watching
'Now ask yourself Gerald, do we really need ALL these channels?'
'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'
"Brat"
"It makes me happy that you took time to read the newspaper today."
Down With Wikipedia
'I'm afraid we can't make it. Harry just finished watching Meet the Press, C-Span, Face the Nation, Fox News Sunday, the Sunday Times, Newsweek, Time...'
Spelling a newspaper
'What makes you think you know so much?' - 'Your questions.'
"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"
A man watches TV while wearing a Marshall McLuhan sweatshirt.
'15% of Americans don't have chairs in their living rooms, and of that 15%, 73% don't even realize it.'
Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!
Information Consumption Gifts Collection
Information Consumption Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate your love for knowledge and information with witty and charming designs.
Information Consumption Pillows
Find pillows that add humor and intellect to your home decor, celebrating your interest in information consumption.
Information Consumption Prints
Check out prints that inspire and amuse with themes of learning, reading, and curiosity to enhance your space.
Information Consumption T-Shirts
Browse t-shirts that playfully showcase your curiosity and passion for learning. Perfect for the inquisitive style lover.