Media Consumption Pillows

'You don't have any books, do you?'

'If reading books is so important, how come you never see people on TELEVISION doing it?'

Headlines Alarm People.

'When did we lose our targeted audience status?'

Pretentious man reads Culture supplement, saying: 'I don't know much about art but I know what to pretend to like.'

Worshiping the TV.

"Shouldn't you be reading a book?"

Reality TV within reality TV

'There's nothing on.'

Child plugged into TV

Health news - hearing loss is irrelevant.

Here's your problem! (tv lodged in brain)

"Papi, did you know that Hispanic kids consume way more media than other kids?"

Media Forms

'And now a quick glance at tonight's top news stories.... Yikes!'

'Now ask yourself Gerald, do we really need ALL these channels?'

Arms of television shaking all the money from the man watching it

'Portions of the following program are up to you — we're not your mother.'

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

TV dump truck

'We interrupt this network to bring you some other network....'

Dr. Burgerman's Jingle Removal

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

Weekend paper with an index to the supplements it contains.

'We know something you don't, but you'll hav to wait until 11 PM to find out!'

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

'Is the position of scapegoat still open?'

'I can get 67 channels, but they all show me in my chair!'

"How can you sit there watching one commercial after another?"

German Logic

"Forget the harps, we can spend Eternity in there."

"...Another school shooting today...details at eleven."

"What's T.V.?"

Binge watching and whinge watching

"And now for today's happy news! Aw, who are we kidding?"