Media Consumption Commentator Gifts

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

Trial by Media

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

Squeezing the Free Press.

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

Difference of Opinion

Meet the Enemy

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

'There's nothing on.'

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

TV-Man

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

Cellphone Islands

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

Sci-Fi Museum. New Exhibit. H.G. Wells War of the Worlds. In 1938, Orson Welles broadcast "War of the Worlds," a radio drama about aliens from Mars invading earth. The radio drama was presented as a series of fake news reports about devastation caused by the invading aliens. Many listeners turned in to the program mid-roadcast and thought the news reports were real. Widespread panic ensued. Wow! Orson Welles caused all that panic with a radio program. Just imagine what he could have don

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

"Since you have already been convicted by the media, I imagine we can wrap this up pretty quickly."

"Which news channel should we watch?"

"Er...nothing much has happened yet today...."

'My plan for the mid east has approval of both Houses of Congress, Oprah, Larry King, Lettermen and Leno.'