Surgeons keeping score of successes and fatalities.
Med School Joker Gifts
Searching for a gift that captures the funny side of med school? Ourmed school joker collection offers witty and clever items perfect for students, graduates, or medical professionals with a playful sense of humor. Show appreciation or add a touch of humor to their daily routine with gifts that speak to their unique personality.
"Now, how can I be of assistance?"
Man is stopped from entering doctor's surgery by a receptionist dressed as a bouncer.
A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'
'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''
Virtual Doctor
"So, let's catch a wellness wave!"
"Damn it, nurse! I didn't ask for a twenty. I asked for a ten and two fives."
"As soon as your dentist gets here, we'll begin."
'I reckon we have grounds for a libel action, don't you?.'
'Cut down on sodium? I'm taking that with a pinch of salt.'
Cardiologist Henry Weil like to add some levity before surgery by hiding a whoopee cushion on the operating table.
'Don't worry about your heart - it will last you till the end of your days. . .!'
Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'
There aren't any serious side effects — just an occasional Elvis sighting.
'Dr. Federson has performed this procedure so many times, he could do it blindfolded with one hand tied behind his back. Show him, doctor.'
"Well, if the test is multiple choice I choose not to take it."
History. The worst past is my dad says they're still making history!
'How could I have missed these? I took a multivitamin.'
Laboratory: Protons /Electrons/Morons
'It's called a bedSIDE manner, Doctor.'
'Today: The collective unconscious...'
Heart Rate, Respiration, Insurance Remaining.
'Two scalpels and a nurses hat are missing...'
Why dogs are not hired to do bone scans
"No, I don't believe Michaelangelo ever did any bobbleheads."
'I wish you had chosen a more pertinent educational issue than 'Do Dogs Actually Eat Homework?''
"Sorry, class, but because of new deregulations, I don't have to teach you anything this year."
'No, fear isn't one of the basic taste sensations.'
Graduation Day At A Party School
"Aw, Miss! Why do you always pick on me to answer the questions?"
'I'm sorry, Sally, you can't buy a vowel.'
Be careful how you unwrap it I think it MIGHT be his stool sample!
'Who gets the penile implant, him or me?'
Patient charts
Med School Joker Gifts Collection
Med School Joker Mugs
Explore our range of mugs designed for med school jokers—perfect for those who love a good laugh with their morning brew.
Med School Joker Pillows
Browse pillows featuring medical humor—ideal for adding a humorous touch to any med school joker’s living or study area.
Med School Joker Prints
View our art prints with medical jokes and witty sayings—great for decorating a med student’s room or office with a sense of fun.
Med School Joker T-Shirts
Check out our selection of t-shirts for med school jokers—funny, clever, and great for showing off their unique sense of humor.