"Your best hope is that my stethoscope is broken."
Medical Student Humorist Gifts
Looking for a way to make a medical student’s day a little brighter? Our collection of humorous and thoughtful products is designed to celebrate their dedication and sense of humor. From clever prints to fun accessories, find a gift that resonates with their journey through medicine and your shared laughs.
"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."
Ice Cream Surgeon
"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."
"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."
'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'
Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.
"The doctor wanted me to let you know that everything is fine, but your c-section didn't go quite as planned. it was more like a 'K' section..."
"Would you please step back to the machine while I make an adjustment?"
Vlad the Inhaler
'I want to forewarn you that my HMO won't approve any treatment that uses a needle.'
We did a biopsy on the mole we removed, and it turns out it was just an old piece of chocolate.
"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."
"The answer to bone loss is to bury them deeper.'
'Maybe it is psychosomatic.'
'ooh! A womb with a view.'
I'm taking you off trying to stay young.
"Boy, do we hate to see this... I'm afraid your child's entire body is an 'innie'."
'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.
'What's wrong with me, Doctor?' 'I have no idea! That information comes within doctor-patient confidentiality.'
'It's the only known prevention for swine flu...Big bad wolf serum...'
What do MD and PHD mean? It means the doctor owes a lot of money in student loans.
'He's our new Bone Specialist!'
"I'm putting you on a beef diet. Nothing beef for breakfast, nothing beef for lunch, nothing beef for tea, nothing beef for..."
Prospective hospital employee: 'I do sutures. Are there any openings?'
Happy Birthday to you.
"Reverend, I recommend you turn the other cheek."
'It may be more inconvenient, but the 'Reverse Prostate Exam' is a lot less embarrassing for the both of us.'
'We tend to favour more traditional anaesthetic techniques here.'
'It's a new technique for training interns: suture by numbers,'
"How long before the clinical trials are over?"
'I think it's damn unprofessional for a dermatologist to scream 'Yikes' like that.'
'The doctor says he's going to have to give you a few more tests...'
"You only need one prescription. The other 7 are for the side effects."
Cat Scan
Medical Student Humorist Gifts Collection
Medical Student Humorist Mugs
Looking for more ways to add humor to their daily routine? Explore our medical student mugs collection for more witty designs that make every coffee break brighter.
Medical Student Humorist Pillows
Add some personality to their space with our humorous pillows, perfect for bringing a touch of fun and comfort to any study or relaxation area.
Medical Student Humorist Prints
Decorate their room or study space with our witty print collection, celebrating the humor and dedication of medical students everywhere.
Medical Student Humorist T-Shirts
Discover a range of witty medical student t-shirts that let them showcase their humor and passion for medicine wherever they go.