Med School Instructor Gifts

"This is a teaching hospital."

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

'It's a new technique for training interns: suture by numbers,'

"Gross."

Kirsten Johnson

'Leadership training.'

"We'll have someone to help you as soon as we've recruited and trained them. Shouldn't be more than 5 or 6 years!"

'Madam, this is not pornography. It is a textbook on obsterics and gynecology...'

"Why are all of your answers so mechanical?"

"Who has removed the appendix from the medical text book?"

Dept. of Engineering. It's a well-written paper, but a "gyroscope" is not a device for looking at tiny Greek sandwiches.

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

'I hope you don't mind me bringing a few medical students in to see you. '

Professor McWit, Didn't Publish, So Perished.

Proud Parent Of A Medical School Student With Huge Debt.

University. I never really understood geometry until the instructor brought up pizzas.

'There's one app we can't give you ... aptitude.'

'Professor Higgenbottom will have the number π and I'll have the number √-i.'

2 + 2 = 4. 2 x 2 = 4. Oh, I get it! It's a Zen thing!

'Pardon me, Doctor; but exactly where did you study anaesthesiology?'

Resusci Annie takes a well-earned vacation.

"'CPD'...stuff and nonsense, the old ways are fine for me, now pass me a hammer. I need to put this patient out!"

Journey of a sandwich through the digestive system.

'After being here for more than forty years - as undergraduate, graduate student instructor, professor - what saddens me most is that this was not the college of my choice.'

Professor Isaac goes off on another tangent.

Victorious Vaccination Campaign

Psychology Dept. Faculty Evaluations Today. I can't tell if it's my id or my ego, but I'm really craving a promotion.

"Mrs. Barnes is to have a complete head-to-toe – she's to be the victim in a bandage-instruction class."

The Juggler vein.

Med School Mascots.

"To be honest, most of our work involves reassuring patients until nature cures them..."

"Sofia, right? You hung out in the back of Professor Dillof’s anatomy lectures."