Medical School Faculty Gifts

Medical school discriminating against women.

'I don't know what happened! All I did was say I went into medicine for the money!'

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

"Gross."

"We'll have someone to help you as soon as we've recruited and trained them. Shouldn't be more than 5 or 6 years!"

"The state of graduates literacy levels is shoking and both my colleegs agrree that there maths isn't much better."

'Madam, this is not pornography. It is a textbook on obsterics and gynecology...'

"So you're interested in medicine, public relations, business, contract negotiations and insurance law? Which one will you study in school?"

The Janitor at the Harvard University Alumni Reunion is one of the Gang.

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

Proud Parent Of A Medical School Student With Huge Debt.

"Congratulations Professor, the committee 'okayed' your grant request."

End of Affirmative Action

'Pardon me, Doctor; but exactly where did you study anaesthesiology?'

Safe spaces?

'In the future, everyone will have fifteen minutes of tenure.'

"Professor Van Winkle, the university has instituted Reevaluation of Tenure, time to wake up."

Lady sees door sign next to ENT: 'Heads, Shoulders, Knees and Toes'.

"This is a teaching hospital."

"Night of the living adjunct professor" "What's a sabbatical?" "Tenure is boring!" "I have four desks in four schools!" "I have more prestige than a grad student."

"To be honest, most of our work involves reassuring patients until nature cures them..."

"Sofia, right? You hung out in the back of Professor Dillof’s anatomy lectures."

"Professor Williams had at first been reluctant to join the Assistant Deans in their Think Great Thoughts aerobics. He later came to enjoy the activity."

Academics at the Beach: Professor Wilson receives his email messages by the use of willpower alone.

Psychology Dept. Faculty Evaluations Today. I can't tell if it's my id or my ego, but I'm really craving a promotion.

"Millstone is not yet a full professor."

"Hello sir? I believe your name is Grant. Would you mind if I ask you a few questions about yourself?"

Med School Mascots.

Victorious Vaccination Campaign

"If Shakespeare were alive today, he would be driving this make of Sports Utility Vehicle."

Washington Crossing the Delaware, Having Been Invited to Join the Faculty at Princeton

Medical students learning how to perform a prostate examination.

'Yes, yes, yes, now seriously, what can we do to improve our health?'

"They've decided to resolve the department's conflicting educational philosophies."