Medical Educator Gifts

'A little professionalism, people. When asking a patient to undress, we do not giggle.'

Medical School - 'I'd like to welcome you all to our intern program. I'm your instructor, Dr. Harold T. Johnson.'

'Now watch carefully. You can learn from my mistakes.'

"Remember the hierarchy of competence - see one, do one, teach one, become a regulator."

'Madam, this is not pornography. It is a textbook on obsterics and gynecology...'

ENT consultants don't know what to do about a knife in the back.

"Sofia, right? You hung out in the back of Professor Dillof’s anatomy lectures."

Grand rounds vs. ground rounds.

"Excellent academic and personal qualifications...but I'm afraid your womb lets you down!"

Ajax Medical School - Room 411: Old wives tales.

Med School Mascots.

'Antibodies on the Go - An I-Can-Read Medical Book'

A Puppet Named Juan

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"You're fired."

Lynching on social media

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

Hate Platforms

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

Opportunities in Coronatimes

Ethics exam cheater.

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

Fear/Knowledge

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

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