Medical Educator Pillows

'A little professionalism, people. When asking a patient to undress, we do not giggle.'

Medical School - 'I'd like to welcome you all to our intern program. I'm your instructor, Dr. Harold T. Johnson.'

'Now watch carefully. You can learn from my mistakes.'

"Remember the hierarchy of competence - see one, do one, teach one, become a regulator."

'Madam, this is not pornography. It is a textbook on obsterics and gynecology...'

ENT consultants don't know what to do about a knife in the back.

"Sofia, right? You hung out in the back of Professor Dillof’s anatomy lectures."

Grand rounds vs. ground rounds.

"Excellent academic and personal qualifications...but I'm afraid your womb lets you down!"

Ajax Medical School - Room 411: Old wives tales.

'Antibodies on the Go - An I-Can-Read Medical Book'

A Puppet Named Juan

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

Opportunities in Coronatimes

Hate Platforms

"You're fired."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Lynching on social media

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

Ethics exam cheater.

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

Fear/Knowledge

Campaign for Plain English

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

I will study my speling words...

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."