Health Educator Pillows

Did you know there are more microscopic bugs living on your body than there are people on earth?

Summer Books, Skin Cancer and How to Cure It...

Man sees college fraternity houses 'Kappa Phi', 'Aeta Epsalon' and then 'Beta Carotene', says, 'They major in nutrition.'

Safe sex.

'Why me?!?'

"Extra large sanitary pads and extra small ones, pads for the night..."

'I guess reproduction techniques have changed since the stork brought us.'

"We saw a movie about mononucleosis in health class. It was called, 'Germs of Endearment.'"

Obese Kids Documentary.

'...and that concludes this seminar on healthy living. Now, if anyone cares to join me, I'm off to that new place down the street for some steak and a few beers.'

'If you think about it, would you give him a coffee with 17 spoonfuls of sugar in it?'

Health 101.

The tuck stops here - childhood obesity.

Genetic link to obesity.

The Cancer Risk of Processed Meat

'And now, this warning from the Surgeon-General... THINK FAST!'

'No thanks, I recently gave them up.'

Birth Control Methods...Or have Rush Limbaugh or a man like him as your guyfriend!

America's Obesity Problems

Man reading newspaper: Daily Guideline Amounts

"All right, let's admit genetically-modified foods will have an effect on people. It's fifty-fifty it'll be a good effect."

Smoker and death

Alcohol and Tobacco Danger

"They grow so fast. In my day, you didn't become morbidly obese until adulthood."

"Unbelievable! I could never harm a child!"

"You thought that making love standing up guaranteed that you wouldn't become pregnant? I'm afraid that is a common misconception!"

"People worry about what they're giving their children."

Connect The Dots: Not Vaccinated/Got Measles

"Boy, talk about unsanitary!"

"Of course it is a nuisance with all this soap, but the important thing is that the germs think so too."

"Spread the gospel, not germs. Wash your hands!"

"I don't see 'contracting diabetes by the age of 30' as a viable career option Jenkins..."

Distance to avoid contagion

Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask

"Because it sounded better than chicken slurry with dded sugar and hydroxic acid."