Disease Educator Pillows

Hiv panic.

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

"What's that mark on your arm, Mama?"

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

Disease Management

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

Distance to avoid contagion

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

Early Learning Today

Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask

WHO checklist

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

'Madam, this is not pornography. It is a textbook on obsterics and gynecology...'

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

"It's time we discuss menopause and climax change."

Boy scout replaces Atlas during Bob-a-Job Week.

"Extra large sanitary pads and extra small ones, pads for the night..."

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

Too Skinny, Too Fat

Zika global alert

'Yes I'm afraid this room is bugged, but don't worry, it's just Clostridium Difficile'

"If Noah asks... Just tell him you've all had your vaccinations."

'I have her registered in a pre-med nursery program.'

"Sofia, right? You hung out in the back of Professor Dillof’s anatomy lectures."

Criminal Germs

"First of all, where and what is a prostrate?"

'...and that concludes this seminar on healthy living. Now, if anyone cares to join me, I'm off to that new place down the street for some steak and a few beers.'

Zika Mosquitos

'Nots so hot on my SATS, but I aced my STDS.'

Grand rounds vs. ground rounds.

"Nine and three! Nine and three o’clock!!"

Ebola Clinic

How Witches Do Diabetic Testing.