Disease Education Pillows

Criminal Germs

"What's that mark on your arm, Mama?"

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

Disease Management

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

Distance to avoid contagion

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask

WHO checklist

Sisyphus and coronavirus

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

"Extra large sanitary pads and extra small ones, pads for the night..."

Too Skinny, Too Fat

Zika global alert

"Because the 'morning after pill' is not a rectal suppository."

'Yes I'm afraid this room is bugged, but don't worry, it's just Clostridium Difficile'

"If Noah asks... Just tell him you've all had your vaccinations."

"Aways the victim."

CENTER FOR DISEASE CONTROL, 'Emergency, sir! -- Hypochondria has reached epidemic proportions!'

'...and that concludes this seminar on healthy living. Now, if anyone cares to join me, I'm off to that new place down the street for some steak and a few beers.'

'Nots so hot on my SATS, but I aced my STDS.'

How Witches Do Diabetic Testing.

"Out of the way amateur!"

Remember to always brush your teeth!

'Ever since I had a disease named after me, people seem to keep their distance.'

'You should have used contraceptives -- I'm afraid your lucky socks didn't work.'

Ebola Clinic

Zika Mosquitos

'Medical researcher have isolated the gene that makes us want to discuss our ailments with anyone we meet.'

Just in time for Halloween...

Health 101.

The tuck stops here - childhood obesity.

Don't you think you've had too many drinks?

America's Obesity Problems