Health Education Pillows

'But I take the pill everytime I become pregnant, and it doesn't help.'

"O.K. Kindergarten friends, let's sing together... 'If you're happy and you know it - and you've washed your hands for at least 20 seconds and you've squirted some sanitizer on them - clap your hands.'"

The Spreaders

Oral Contraception - 'No!'

HIV Ignorance.

Drugs kill.

'Along with the gusto, you also grabbed high blood pressure and big time cholesterol.'

"Covid-19 on port bow!"

Remember to always brush your teeth!

AIDS prevention

'What does ominous mean?'

Hiv panic.

'Mrs. Tilley, the responsible thing to do is trace the origin of your STD. Now does your boyfriend work in a home or a public park?'

HIV Prevention

"Whereas the alcoholic living in an urban area, who eats high cholesterol foods and smokes three packs a day..."

Condom company: Men will be prevented from entering women's section.

"Instead of telling you what happens when you don't wear sunscreen, just look at your dad."

"Out of the way amateur!"

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

'I know, I know, but what the hell.'

'You should have used contraceptives -- I'm afraid your lucky socks didn't work.'

'You should have used contraceptives -- I'm afraid your lucky socks didn't work.'

'Do you have to explain nutrition with a pie chart?'

A man on the street selling birth control.

Twisted Peel annoys his doctor with a question about paracetamol.

'Monkey see, monkey don't!'

"What's that mark on your arm, Mama?"

I've had "health," ok, dad? I know what "you know what" can lead to. STDs. AIDs. Emotional scars that can take years to heal. Umm�Anything else. What else is there?

"NO SMOKING PILL"

“I’m not sure what an erection is but if I had one lasting more than four hours I wouldn’t call my doctor.”

Won't kill you

"And this is what happens when I eat a peanut."

"... and that this ham we're eating has enough sodium to give us high blood pressure. That's what I learned in school today."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."