Health Education Enthusiast Pillows

Fallopian Tube.

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

I will study my speling words...

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

"Your contents have shifted."

"What's that mark on your arm, Mama?"

Kid in class corrects teachers spelling.

'I'm ninety-two! Tell me what I'm doing wrong... I dare you!"

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

"Your bad cholesterol is trying to persuade your good cholesterol to switch sides."

My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

"If you'd only come to me sooner I wouldn't have had to go to lunch."

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

How to deliver a successful presentation.

Studies show foods work miracles!

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

'Your reflexes are still good!'

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

'Recalculating...recalculating...'

'It's a tough call but I'm going to side with your parents, if for no other reason, because they can sue and you can't.'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."