Disease Educator Gifts

Hiv panic.

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"What's that mark on your arm, Mama?"

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

Disease Management

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

Distance to avoid contagion

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask

Early Learning Today

WHO checklist

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

'Madam, this is not pornography. It is a textbook on obsterics and gynecology...'

Boy scout replaces Atlas during Bob-a-Job Week.

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

"It's time we discuss menopause and climax change."

"Extra large sanitary pads and extra small ones, pads for the night..."

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

Zika global alert

Too Skinny, Too Fat

'Yes I'm afraid this room is bugged, but don't worry, it's just Clostridium Difficile'

"If Noah asks... Just tell him you've all had your vaccinations."

'I have her registered in a pre-med nursery program.'

I was coughing, Frank - I didn't need the Heimlich.

"Sofia, right? You hung out in the back of Professor Dillof’s anatomy lectures."

Criminal Germs

Med School Mascots.

"First of all, where and what is a prostrate?"

'...and that concludes this seminar on healthy living. Now, if anyone cares to join me, I'm off to that new place down the street for some steak and a few beers.'

How Witches Do Diabetic Testing.

"Nine and three! Nine and three o’clock!!"

Grand rounds vs. ground rounds.

Zika Mosquitos

Ebola Clinic