Becoming A Medical Educator Gifts

"Remember the hierarchy of competence - see one, do one, teach one, become a regulator."

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Marimba

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

Distance to avoid contagion

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Hey, Jeffrey...I've got a physics question for you...The queen of static electricity is exempt! Hail me!!'

'We'll need to run some preliminary tests to see if you're healthy enough for more invasive follow-up tests.'

"Gross."

WHO checklist

Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask

"We'll have someone to help you as soon as we've recruited and trained them. Shouldn't be more than 5 or 6 years!"

Doctors Discussion

'Madam, this is not pornography. It is a textbook on obsterics and gynecology...'

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

Mutation D614G

'I hope you don't mind me bringing a few medical students in to see you. '

"Extra large sanitary pads and extra small ones, pads for the night..."

Proud Parent Of A Medical School Student With Huge Debt.

'Pardon me, Doctor; but exactly where did you study anaesthesiology?'

Too Skinny, Too Fat

"I'm putting myself through med school by waiting tables. I'll be back shortly to take your blood pressure."

'A woman obsetrician! What do women know about that sort of thing?'

"This is a teaching hospital."

Victorious Vaccination Campaign

"Tip my boy."

"Sofia, right? You hung out in the back of Professor Dillof’s anatomy lectures."

Medical students learning how to perform a prostate examination.

"First of all, where and what is a prostrate?"

"We'd like to start out being very involved with you but eventually be drawn away to much more interesting cases down the hall."

'...and that concludes this seminar on healthy living. Now, if anyone cares to join me, I'm off to that new place down the street for some steak and a few beers.'

"Sorry, class, but because of new deregulations, I don't have to teach you anything this year."