Mechanical Interest Pillows

'Useless Tools: Jelly Spanner.'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Motivation to work

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

"I like wine gadgets more than I like the wine!"

'Bad news, Dr. Treemont...It needs an engine transplant.'

"You've got a few screws loose."

'Mac works on cars strictly for his own amusement.'

"And now a special report from 'News 4' Science Editor, Dr. Frank Lovell, on how to remove your own gallbladder."

Greasy toothbrush. One of the downsides to life with the bionic man.

'That's the problem with absolute power, Sire. It corrupts absolutely. And it always seems to start with the fenders and door panels.'

'The volcano is in the shop.'

Swiss Army Tank.

Hard-working.

Chicken Engineer

'Appleton! Go in for Ludwig!'

Steeplejack.

'Well, there is definitely water in the carburettor.'

'Your interest? -- oh, we used that to pay the federal deposit insurance.'

WD40

"My only suggestion is we freeze it and hope a future generation can repair it."

Vlad the Impeller

An Incendiary in the Loft

'Pop the hood. I think your inverted Republican fiscal flux capacitor is slowing you down.'

I think it's your suspension!

Skull Removal

'He's very Territorial Army.'