Military Interest Pillows

The Draft

'He's very Territorial Army.'

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Neo-International Law

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Servicemen.

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Military Medals

Modern Major General

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

Trump

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

Monuments

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

'I was in the catering corps.'

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

'At ease, soldier.'

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

Military style hedgehog

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!"

Happy Labour Day: While you enjoy that last long weekend of summer, remember...there are some folks who aren't taking the weekend off.

UNFADED GLORY

Lost around a military base.

After defeating terror, George and his friends declare war on mild irritation and clouds.