Military Interest Gifts

The Draft

'He's very Territorial Army.'

Support the Ex-Troops

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Neo-International Law

Servicemen.

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Military Medals

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

Modern Major General

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

"We must rise up and claim our rightful place at the table of society! We must never rest until we are given the respect and dignity we deserve! Chica power!"

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

Trump

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

Monuments

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

'I was in the catering corps.'

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

Infantry.

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

'At ease, soldier.'

Happy Labour Day: While you enjoy that last long weekend of summer, remember...there are some folks who aren't taking the weekend off.

"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!"

After defeating terror, George and his friends declare war on mild irritation and clouds.

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

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