Medical Interest Pillows

"And now a special report from 'News 4' Science Editor, Dr. Frank Lovell, on how to remove your own gallbladder."

Rudolph the Red Nodes Reindeer.

Eye Doctor. (Potato sits in waiting room.)

A belch of boils

Erectile Dysfunction Clinic with a drooping sign.

'How did the skiing holiday go.'

The Best Hypochondriac Ever

Skull Removal

"It is COVID-19 but we caught it fairly early."

"I said, I found this ear in the parking lot, and we should probably have a chat about leprosy."

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

'ooh! A womb with a view.'

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Little doctor.

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

"The good news is that your cardiac surgery was a complete success. The bad news is that we had to remove the song from your heart."

London GPs could become an endangered species.

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

'Oh, well... Accidents will happen.'

'Time for your pills.'

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

Guide to Contagious Diseases.

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

"The doctor was more lucid today! That's a good sign!"

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

Parts Department

"Fruity nose, hints of wild cherry, soothing on the palate, goes well with cough and cold."

Doctors

Medical Examinations.

'You've a slipped disc in your back and a slipped everything in your front.'

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

"The x-rays came back, and — I'm sorry, but we found a very large attachment."

Infected Macron