Therapy Interest Pillows

"Er...Aren't you forgetting something?"

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

'Look, you can only do so much!'

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

Licensed Therapist

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

'Now what brings you lovely people here?'

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

"Postwar is hell."

"But can't I be feared and loved?"

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

'Well, he actually behaved pretty well for the first few minutes of the wedding ceremony....'

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

The trauma of losing.

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

'Bob, I know you're a Mockingbird, but a few compliments every now and then would greatly help your marriage...'

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

"Perhaps later on we can go back to my psychiatrist's office for some couples therapy?"

"But if you cure my hypochondria I won't have any hobbies."

"Just keep quiet and listen to what we have to say."