Mechanically Inclined Pillows

The Nuts at Home...

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

Drool Marks

Walking Luggage.

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

'My electric car is giving me static!'

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"Take me to your mechanic."

Small child building a large contraption from junk

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

Doug fights back at soaring gas prices.

Directions: Call a smart friend.

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

"Do you buy cars here?"

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'