Mechanical Interest Mugs

'Useless Tools: Jelly Spanner.'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Motivation to work

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

'Hi Terry. Quick question about that new gearbox you put in my Polo last week.'

"I like wine gadgets more than I like the wine!"

"You've got a few screws loose."

'Bad news, Dr. Treemont...It needs an engine transplant.'

'Mac works on cars strictly for his own amusement.'

"And now a special report from 'News 4' Science Editor, Dr. Frank Lovell, on how to remove your own gallbladder."

Robotics, Inc. Warehouse. It doesn't make sense. Those two call in sick more than then other humans, but they appear to have fewer moving parts.

Elevator Repair School. First thing, forget the old saying "What goes up, must come down"!

Greasy toothbrush. One of the downsides to life with the bionic man.

'That's the problem with absolute power, Sire. It corrupts absolutely. And it always seems to start with the fenders and door panels.'

It appears the robots have skipped consciousness and gone straight to self-consciousness.

'The volcano is in the shop.'

Swiss Army Tank.

Hard-working.

Rudolph the Red Nodes Reindeer.

Chicken Engineer

'Appleton! Go in for Ludwig!'

Steeplejack.

'Your interest? -- oh, we used that to pay the federal deposit insurance.'

"Your car is always in the shop because it has a problem with its auto immune system."

'Well, there is definitely water in the carburettor.'

PEZ designs that bombed.

WD40

'Tow trunk lifting itself..'

An Incendiary in the Loft

Skull Removal

'Pop the hood. I think your inverted Republican fiscal flux capacitor is slowing you down.'

Vlad the Impeller

'He's very Territorial Army.'