"Before they're slaughtered, each one gets an achievement award."
Meat Inspector Gifts
Looking for a gift for your meat inspector? Explore a range of witty mugs, shirts, pillows, and prints that honor their profession with humor and style. These unique items are ideal for adding a touch of personality to their work or home space, making their daily routines more enjoyable. Whether for a birthday, anniversary, or just because, find a gift that shows appreciation for their meticulous craft and passion for quality meat.
"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."
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Amy's Vegetarian Restaurant - Welcome Meat Inspectors' Convention!
Free sample stand in food market.
I'm sorry about Chiquita but I'm not in private practice any more
The Butcher of 35th street.
'Well, I thought it was a damned clever valentine for a meat inspector to give his girl!"
'Here's an interesting one...'Meat inspector wanted in cannibal community'.'
"Rats! It's already tenderized."
A butcher's counter is divided between 'delicious,' 'not bad' and 'edible.'
Your lobster was off!
All Natural Nothing
"Is the MSG local?"
HELLth Food Sprouts
"Out with the old fish, in with the new."
'I had no idea would be a choice.'
Bottled water straight from the Potomac, Congo and Ganges. Bottled waters that never had much market share.
"Eggshell in omelette make Hulk angry!"
Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry
"Well, okay I'll eat it. But, only if you have a medical team on stand by."
'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'
"Please stay on the line – your caul is important to us."
"Sure, ha ha, it’s all ‘free-range’ beef."
'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'
"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"
"I changed my mind - I don't want any shredded cheese on my salad."
'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'
"There is nothing dangerous about GM foods!" "Keep talking or we'll smash your head in"
Our Troubled Chowders
"I think the milk's off!"
"And here is the quality control department for our deviled eggs."
Horse meat scandal.
"We can serve a rare handburger, but because of health regulations, this room will have to be heated to 160 degrees."
"I've been mutated into the strawberry field. Get me out now."
Meat Inspector Gifts Collection
Meat Inspector Mugs
Explore our collection of meat inspector mugs, perfect for adding humor and personality to their coffee or tea breaks.
Meat Inspector Pillows
Check out our fun meat inspector pillows, designed to bring humor and personality into their favorite space.
Meat Inspector Prints
Discover our clever meat inspector prints, a great way to decorate with humor and celebrate their important role.
Meat Inspector T-Shirts
Browse our funny and stylish meat inspector t-shirts, ideal for showcasing their profession with a witty touch they’ll love to wear.