Meat Inspector T-Shirts

"Before they're slaughtered, each one gets an achievement award."

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

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Amy's Vegetarian Restaurant - Welcome Meat Inspectors' Convention!

Free sample stand in food market.

I'm sorry about Chiquita but I'm not in private practice any more

The Butcher of 35th street.

'Well, I thought it was a damned clever valentine for a meat inspector to give his girl!"

'Here's an interesting one...'Meat inspector wanted in cannibal community'.'

"Rats! It's already tenderized."

A butcher's counter is divided between 'delicious,' 'not bad' and 'edible.'

Your lobster was off!

All Natural Nothing

"Is the MSG local?"

HELLth Food Sprouts

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

'I had no idea would be a choice.'

Bottled water straight from the Potomac, Congo and Ganges. Bottled waters that never had much market share.

"Eggshell in omelette make Hulk angry!"

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

"Well, okay I'll eat it. But, only if you have a medical team on stand by."

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

"Please stay on the line – your caul is important to us."

"Sure, ha ha, it’s all ‘free-range’ beef."

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

"I changed my mind - I don't want any shredded cheese on my salad."

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

"There is nothing dangerous about GM foods!" "Keep talking or we'll smash your head in"

Our Troubled Chowders

"I think the milk's off!"

"And here is the quality control department for our deviled eggs."

Horse meat scandal.

"We can serve a rare handburger, but because of health regulations, this room will have to be heated to 160 degrees."

"I've been mutated into the strawberry field. Get me out now."