Meat Inspector Pillows

"Before they're slaughtered, each one gets an achievement award."

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

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Amy's Vegetarian Restaurant - Welcome Meat Inspectors' Convention!

Free sample stand in food market.

I'm sorry about Chiquita but I'm not in private practice any more

The Butcher of 35th street.

'Well, I thought it was a damned clever valentine for a meat inspector to give his girl!"

'Here's an interesting one...'Meat inspector wanted in cannibal community'.'

"Rats! It's already tenderized."

A butcher's counter is divided between 'delicious,' 'not bad' and 'edible.'

All Natural Nothing

Your lobster was off!

"Is the MSG local?"

HELLth Food Sprouts

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

'I had no idea would be a choice.'

"Eggshell in omelette make Hulk angry!"

Bottled water straight from the Potomac, Congo and Ganges. Bottled waters that never had much market share.

"Well, okay I'll eat it. But, only if you have a medical team on stand by."

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

"Sure, ha ha, it’s all ‘free-range’ beef."

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

"Please stay on the line – your caul is important to us."

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

"There is nothing dangerous about GM foods!" "Keep talking or we'll smash your head in"

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

"And here is the quality control department for our deviled eggs."

Our Troubled Chowders

"We can serve a rare handburger, but because of health regulations, this room will have to be heated to 160 degrees."

Horse meat scandal.

'Use by June 2007. Gah' - 'Use by July 2007. Double gah.' - 'Best of a bad bunch...'

"I've been mutated into the strawberry field. Get me out now."

"I think the milk's off!"