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"Are you still working on that?"

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

You're the icing on my cupcake!

Woodworms at a sculpture gallery.

Sculptor making a statue to hug.

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '

Pinochio's Computer

"Well, I've been struggling to write a book about my struggle to write a book..."

'Dan sculpted the shrubs to look like hunters to keep the deer from eating them.'

'Your student Clara has tested as Talented and Gifted. But only in metal sculpting. You'll need to start incorporating metal sculpting into your daily lesson plans starting...tomorrow.'

Pen mightier than sword.

'... and here's your Manhattan clam chowder, Sir.'

A woodpecker fashions a statue of a woodpecker.

Tree and man

Topiary bushes in the form of pointing hands. People are looking in the directions that the fingers are pointing.

Hedgecutter cutting a hedge 'key' into a hedge 'door'

'Oh Darren, I just love what you've done with your dung.'

8th Annual Chainsaw Carving Competition

"I haven't slept well since you pointed out that these modeling sessions are a form of betrayal."

'Best Seller'

"Five settings? Who's coming over?"

Topiary Portraits

"Just what the hell kind of Viking are you"

"These beavers are getting creative. . !"

No caption. (A diner's napkin swan flies away).

'Whoever conned the phrase 'top man on the totem pole' never heard of pigeons.'

'Now I can see why our son's roommates won't let him cook.'

"Wow, you carved that?! It looks so realistic!"

'It's my masterpiece!... Made completely of dough - The leaning tower of Pizza!'

'It reminds me of my ex. He suffered from mood swings.'

Never criticise his creative efforts...

Topiary chair.

The Perfect Sculpture.

Garden Art

"I dunno... It's just not the same without snow."