Meal Table Wood Sculptors Pillows

"Are you still working on that?"

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

You're the icing on my cupcake!

Woodworms at a sculpture gallery.

Sculptor making a statue to hug.

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '

Pinochio's Computer

"Well, I've been struggling to write a book about my struggle to write a book..."

'Your student Clara has tested as Talented and Gifted. But only in metal sculpting. You'll need to start incorporating metal sculpting into your daily lesson plans starting...tomorrow.'

Pen mightier than sword.

Hedgecutter cutting a hedge 'key' into a hedge 'door'

A woodpecker fashions a statue of a woodpecker.

Tree and man

Topiary bushes in the form of pointing hands. People are looking in the directions that the fingers are pointing.

'Oh Darren, I just love what you've done with your dung.'

8th Annual Chainsaw Carving Competition

"I haven't slept well since you pointed out that these modeling sessions are a form of betrayal."

"These beavers are getting creative. . !"

Topiary Portraits

'Best Seller'

"Five settings? Who's coming over?"

'Whoever conned the phrase 'top man on the totem pole' never heard of pigeons.'

Topiary chair.

The Perfect Sculpture.

Garden Art

Never criticise his creative efforts...

'It reminds me of my ex. He suffered from mood swings.'

"Wow, you carved that?! It looks so realistic!"

'Now I can see why our son's roommates won't let him cook.'

'It's my masterpiece!... Made completely of dough - The leaning tower of Pizza!'

"I dunno... It's just not the same without snow."

"My mom really works at keeping my lunches interesting!"