Metal Sculptor Aficionado T-Shirts

'Your student Clara has tested as Talented and Gifted. But only in metal sculpting. You'll need to start incorporating metal sculpting into your daily lesson plans starting...tomorrow.'

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

Larry's used art

Rodin's Browser

Monuments

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

The Rise of Modern Art

Rodin's Thinker.

Rodin's Thinker: 'So what's he got that I haven't got?'

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

Superheroes League. Just to avoid an argument, don't refer to Superman as "The Man of Steel" in front of Iron Man.

Football Sculpture.

"You don't look a day over 30,000."

Woman on psychiatrists couch talking to statue in art museum.

"It's a sequel to 'The Thinker'. It's 'The Blamer.'"

"Sorry boss...Elon said no more public spending...but folks will know it's you."

'Well, it's about time!'

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

Whittlers Mother

"Look, you asked me what my favorite book was and it just happens to be A Farewell to Arms."

Art in pandemic time: after Jeff Koons Coronaballoon

An artist creates a sculpture of a "thumbs up" and is then crushed by it.

The drinker.

'I like it. It's bigger than life.'

The drinker.

We put our child's art on the fridge - Unfortunately, she's a sculptor.

'So Roger, how's your invention going?'

"I'll take it."

'Quit playing with it.'

Lacks Structure and Meaning

Greek and Roman Art: The Broken Off Bits

The Deep Thinker

Rodin's Charity Collector