Meal Simplifier Gifts

'I'm tired - let's outsource dinner tonight.'

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

It turns out they don't go together so well,

Horn of Leftovers

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

Am Awful Crammer.

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

Tonight, on the microwave channel... chicken pot pie!

'What kind of...'

DOH should create a simple prevalence formula that works.

One young wife asking another if she finds it more economical to do her own cooking.

'My fortune says you're a liar, so I won't even ask what yours says.'

"You're right! It is much easier to explain it this way!"

"Look what I found on sale! Measuring cups to use for all your recipes!"

"How about supper in the tub tonight, Hon?"

We find this model works better for us!

'No dessert? You mean I ate all that food for nothing?'

'Say, did you guys catch that report on the most important meal of the day?' ... 'I swear Breakfast, if you don't shut up already...'

'The Businessman's Lunch won't cut it, hon. We want the Businessman's Orgy!'

'OK that's ten pieces of silver each, except for Judas...you had the Greek salad and the cheese platter, so you owe thirty pieces of silver.'

'It was late, very late, but the peas had touched the mash potatoes, and only dawn could lift the curse.'

'If I'm not mistaken; aren't these the left-overs from last night's left-overs, from...'

'Could you dumb it down a little?'

'Do you mind popping back in, to rescue the Sunday joint?'

''The wheels on the bus go round and round'? - THIS is your physics homework?'

'I'm taking you off three things - breakfast, lunch, and dinner.'

'Can I have mine straight onto the plate and not on a bed of something?'

'I'm on a diet -- just make it a TWO-bean salad.'

"Can you rewrite this as a coloring book?"

"I used to take photos of my meals, but once you've seen one salad..."

'When it comes to food shopping, he has a 'can do' attitude; it's in a can - it'll do.'

"Do you remember when all we had to think about was the customer?"