Mayonnaise Enthusiast Gifts

The Fat-Free Mayo Clinic.

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

"Too much sugar."

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.'

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

Bubble gum leaves

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

Honey Wallah

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

Chocolate Shop

'We want you to get us into the international honey market.'

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

Bee to othe: 'You knew I was a workaholic when we first met.'

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

Time is HONEY

'Honey, honey, always honey: We'll never get rich unless we can differentiate ourselves from the competition...'

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

How lazy people decide what to eat

East End Maps.

The dark side of Halloween.

'I'm not a 'Ghost', I'm an Ectoplasmic American.'

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

Secret sweetie drawer...

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

"Think about the honey."

Bubble Gum Dispenser