Mayonnaise Enthusiast T-Shirts

The Fat-Free Mayo Clinic.

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Too much sugar."

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.'

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

Bubble gum leaves

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

Honey Wallah

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

Chocolate Shop

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

'We want you to get us into the international honey market.'

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

Bee to othe: 'You knew I was a workaholic when we first met.'

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

'Honey, honey, always honey: We'll never get rich unless we can differentiate ourselves from the competition...'

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

The dark side of Halloween.

How lazy people decide what to eat

East End Maps.

Bubble Gum Dispenser

'Tomato ketchup?' 'Well you wanted the house red.'

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

Mayo-A-Mayo

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

"Think about the honey."

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."