Mayonnaise Enthusiasts T-Shirts

"Mayonnaise....maaaayonnaise...."

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Pastries and Candy

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

Chocolate Shop

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"It's our most popular gift - a helium cookie."

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

East End Maps.

The dark side of Halloween.

Secret sweetie drawer...

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

Bubble Gum Dispenser

It was a pretty vicious attack. He's lost a lot of candy.

Whale Piñata.

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

"I've had enough sweets for one day."

A Sweet Christmas Connection

"In a move sure to revolutionize the industry, Lincoln Middle School is using Halloween candy energy levels to offset costs in November, December and January."

'Lucky for us, there's a sucker born every minute.'

'If I promise to be good for the next 30 years, can I have some sweets Dad?'

"It's marzipan pigs."