Yoghurt Aficionados T-Shirts

"Why do people around here get so agitated about stuff like yoghurt?" "It's the culture of the organisation"

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

Plum jam...

"We'll start with the dessert menu."

How lazy people decide what to eat

Bear at a vending machine

Mum! What's for dessert?! - 'Yoghurt!' - 'Vanilla?' - 'Peach Melba.' - 'Don't call childline, don't call childline, don't call childline, don't call childline.' - '' -

Night-shift entrance

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

"Alas poor yoghurt - I knew it well..."

Building a gingerbread house

Pinara fund

"You can't have the whole ice cream cone, but as it melts you can lick the drips off my elbow!"

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."

'I don't care if you're wearing them again tomorrow, just put your clothes away!'

"Dear, will you sprint down to the store and get a box of wheat germ and a pint of yoghurt?"

The Remote Olympics

'Really, another headache.'

'How the serpent tempted Eve.'

The downside of the cupcake bed.

Plane Yogurt.

"We tried healthy birthday treats. That lasted about a week."

"What happened to my piece of cake?"

"More cake?"

"I can see that you're a cultured individual..."

'I try to eat a varied diet. One day I'll eat dark chocolate, one day I'll eat white chocolate and one day I'll eat milk chocolate.'

Wild fruit

"I'm sorry, Mr. Burke isn't in right now. He ate some funky yogurt he found in the back of the fridge and he's in the bathroom - how shall I put this - promoting from within."

There's a sky full of bloated women counting on you to produce a pro-biotic yoghurt like you've never produced before!

Prehistoric Doughnut Stand.