Frozen Yogurt Fanatic T-Shirts

'You realize, we can't have frozen yogurt EVERY day.'

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Today: Yogurt Surprise. We call it "yogurt surprise" because we couldn't read the expiration date on the carton.

How lazy people decide what to eat

Mum! What's for dessert?! - 'Yoghurt!' - 'Vanilla?' - 'Peach Melba.' - 'Don't call childline, don't call childline, don't call childline, don't call childline.' - '' -

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"

"Alas poor yoghurt - I knew it well..."

'... Of course, I had to train for this job. I went to sundae school.'

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."

Gracie is hired by the paletero to create signs directing children to his cart.

"My depression is currently being treated with a combination of prescription medication and low-fat frozen yogurt."

"I can see that you're a cultured individual..."

Frozen Food - Pick Your Own

Dad's Dinner: The Best in Frozen Foods.

Plane Yogurt.

'Ruddy european labelling legislation'

"I'm sorry, Mr. Burke isn't in right now. He ate some funky yogurt he found in the back of the fridge and he's in the bathroom - how shall I put this - promoting from within."

There's a sky full of bloated women counting on you to produce a pro-biotic yoghurt like you've never produced before!

Corporate urban legends

Low fat diets.

It isn't about what's right or wrong, but choosing what's right for you. Therapy makes shopping way more difficult.

Who needs Facebook friends when you've got billions of friendly gut bacteria?

'He eats his yogurt and carrot sticks out of a grease-stained brown bag to preserve his macho image.'

"My papi says never put off till tomorrow what you can do today. 10 paletas please!"

Dad's Diner - 'The best in frozen foods'.

Ice scream man...

'We'll have to eat out tonight -- I forgot to defrost the walrus.'

How to Get Rid of All the Snow

'I don't know about you, but I'm getting tired of frozen dinners!'

"Why do people around here get so agitated about stuff like yoghurt?" "It's the culture of the organisation"

'Your generation should be more like that yogurt you eat. At lease that culture's active.'

Yogurt, of course, is highly cultured.

"Honey, I can’t find it … they have too many Greek yogurts. No, I’m not crying!"

'More customer complaints, sir! They complain that the container takes too long to open!'

'I hope you get an ice cream headache!'

'I guess it's OK for a guy to eat your yogurt during a game instead of drinking beer - but light yogurt?'