Frozen Yogurt Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Health foods? I had some frozen yogurt once.'

How lazy people decide what to eat

Mum! What's for dessert?! - 'Yoghurt!' - 'Vanilla?' - 'Peach Melba.' - 'Don't call childline, don't call childline, don't call childline, don't call childline.' - '' -

'... Of course, I had to train for this job. I went to sundae school.'

"Alas poor yoghurt - I knew it well..."

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."

Gracie is hired by the paletero to create signs directing children to his cart.

"My depression is currently being treated with a combination of prescription medication and low-fat frozen yogurt."

TV dinners: regular and widescreen

Dad's Dinner: The Best in Frozen Foods.

Plane Yogurt.

Frozen Food - Pick Your Own

"I can see that you're a cultured individual..."

"I'm sorry, Mr. Burke isn't in right now. He ate some funky yogurt he found in the back of the fridge and he's in the bathroom - how shall I put this - promoting from within."

There's a sky full of bloated women counting on you to produce a pro-biotic yoghurt like you've never produced before!

Corporate urban legends

Low fat diets.

Who needs Facebook friends when you've got billions of friendly gut bacteria?

It isn't about what's right or wrong, but choosing what's right for you. Therapy makes shopping way more difficult.

'He eats his yogurt and carrot sticks out of a grease-stained brown bag to preserve his macho image.'

'We'll have to eat out tonight -- I forgot to defrost the walrus.'

Dad's Diner - 'The best in frozen foods'.

"My papi says never put off till tomorrow what you can do today. 10 paletas please!"

'You realize, we can't have frozen yogurt EVERY day.'

'I don't know about you, but I'm getting tired of frozen dinners!'

Ice Fisherman followed by a colony of penguins.

"Why do people around here get so agitated about stuff like yoghurt?" "It's the culture of the organisation"

'More customer complaints, sir! They complain that the container takes too long to open!'

'I guess it's OK for a guy to eat your yogurt during a game instead of drinking beer - but light yogurt?'

Wild life liberation front take 'live yoghurt' from shop.

'Your generation should be more like that yogurt you eat. At lease that culture's active.'

'I hope you get an ice cream headache!'

Yogurt, of course, is highly cultured.