Yoghurt Aficionados Gifts

"Why do people around here get so agitated about stuff like yoghurt?" "It's the culture of the organisation"

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Today: Yogurt Surprise. We call it "yogurt surprise" because we couldn't read the expiration date on the carton.

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"We'll start with the dessert menu."

Plum jam...

How lazy people decide what to eat

Night-shift entrance

Mum! What's for dessert?! - 'Yoghurt!' - 'Vanilla?' - 'Peach Melba.' - 'Don't call childline, don't call childline, don't call childline, don't call childline.' - '' -

Bear at a vending machine

'I just couldn't wait until eight!'

Building a gingerbread house

"You can't have the whole ice cream cone, but as it melts you can lick the drips off my elbow!"

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

Pinara fund

"Alas poor yoghurt - I knew it well..."

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."

'I don't care if you're wearing them again tomorrow, just put your clothes away!'

'How the serpent tempted Eve.'

The downside of the cupcake bed.

"Dear, will you sprint down to the store and get a box of wheat germ and a pint of yoghurt?"

'Really, another headache.'

The Remote Olympics

"What happened to my piece of cake?"

"More cake?"

Plane Yogurt.

"I can see that you're a cultured individual..."

"We tried healthy birthday treats. That lasted about a week."

Tomato, zucchini or grapefruit? Balloons. Vegan Clowns.

'I try to eat a varied diet. One day I'll eat dark chocolate, one day I'll eat white chocolate and one day I'll eat milk chocolate.'

Wild fruit

Prehistoric Doughnut Stand.

"I'm sorry, Mr. Burke isn't in right now. He ate some funky yogurt he found in the back of the fridge and he's in the bathroom - how shall I put this - promoting from within."