Yogurt Aficionado Gifts

How lazy people decide what to eat

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Yogurt, of course, is highly cultured.

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

"Too much sugar."

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

Bubble gum leaves

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

Allegro con molto espresso

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Today: Yogurt Surprise. We call it "yogurt surprise" because we couldn't read the expiration date on the carton.

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

'I'm sorry, sir, but it's hats off for the Chef's Special!'

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

"We'd like the roasted homework for two. And fetch us a bottle of your finest toilet water."

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'Right about here I added a drip coffee maker, with high caffeine premium blend coffee, to the employee break room.'

"Call him Koffee- he keeps us awake!"

Mum! What's for dessert?! - 'Yoghurt!' - 'Vanilla?' - 'Peach Melba.' - 'Don't call childline, don't call childline, don't call childline, don't call childline.' - '' -

Haute Chinese

"Yes, he is a celebrity chef, but he doesn't have any opinions on Iraq."

'I'm not a 'Ghost', I'm an Ectoplasmic American.'

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

"Waiter... my entrée fell over."

I told you I got us the best table in the house. Pizza.

"Gimme a triple shot. I can't face another hour of 'Fetch boy!' without some caffeinated fortitude."

Join me for dinner?

Summa cum latte.

9-5, 5-9

Man with a 'menu', woman with a 'womenu'.

"You see, I don't believe in eating fast. I believe in savoring. I....hey, stop looking at my food!"

'Pass the grey stuff.'