Yogurt Devotee Gifts

"I'm sorry, Mr. Burke isn't in right now. He ate some funky yogurt he found in the back of the fridge and he's in the bathroom - how shall I put this - promoting from within."

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

Picking pastries.

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Cheeze Wiz.

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

'Oh Hi!'

Important Food Groups

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Today: Yogurt Surprise. We call it "yogurt surprise" because we couldn't read the expiration date on the carton.

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

Baking

Where 'Pastor'-ized Milk Comes From...

Milking the Cow.

Where Shaving Cream Comes From

Doughnut Making

"Mulch madness"

"Oh my god -- I can't believe it's real butter!"

"Wait, what are you doing?"

'Bless You.'

How lazy people decide what to eat

"I'm retaining doughnuts."

Cheese Pile

"And I put it to you Mr. MacDonald, that on the morning of December 3rd, you had cold hands whilst attaching a milking machine to my client's udder!"

'The cake timer dinged, Mom, and so did my stomach.'

Mum! What's for dessert?! - 'Yoghurt!' - 'Vanilla?' - 'Peach Melba.' - 'Don't call childline, don't call childline, don't call childline, don't call childline.' - '' -

Moo-Magrams Exams

'I feel like such a failure: They have to process my milk to make it low-fat...'

"All those who want the doughnuts with jam in the middle please raise your hand."

Cute cow drinking from a carton from Nestle

"I wish he'd spend less time baking and more time inventing."

I bake my own bread.

"How are we on bread?"