Yoghurt Enjoyer Gifts

"Alas poor yoghurt - I knew it well..."

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

'I'll give you a bite of my calamari for one of your stuffed shrimp.'

How lazy people decide what to eat

Dog Day Afternoon

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

"Then again, an honest profile picture would not have got me a wonderful 'Duck Confit with a Chocolat Creme Brulee.'"

Mum! What's for dessert?! - 'Yoghurt!' - 'Vanilla?' - 'Peach Melba.' - 'Don't call childline, don't call childline, don't call childline, don't call childline.' - '' -

'There was sizzle but no steak.'

A slow Day on the Rolling News Channel

'Jingling your change won't get us a better table.'

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."

"Dear, will you sprint down to the store and get a box of wheat germ and a pint of yoghurt?"

"It all comes down to the aging and fermentation process."

"Unfortunately for my waistline, the only thing sweeter than mom's holiday greeting is her holiday eating!"

Baker Makes Sexy Dough

"I see, Mr. Pipkins, we're back on the bourbon and smoking through glazed doughnuts."

Plane Yogurt.

"I suppose we could call it the doughnut asteroid..."

'It's a doughnut - just eat it!'

Kitchen - Sign reads 'Out of Hors D'Oeuvres.'

"I can see that you're a cultured individual..."

'You order the jumbo combo?'

"I'm sorry, Mr. Burke isn't in right now. He ate some funky yogurt he found in the back of the fridge and he's in the bathroom - how shall I put this - promoting from within."

There's a sky full of bloated women counting on you to produce a pro-biotic yoghurt like you've never produced before!

Prehistoric Doughnut Stand.