Yoghurt Enjoyer Gifts

"Alas poor yoghurt - I knew it well..."

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Today: Yogurt Surprise. We call it "yogurt surprise" because we couldn't read the expiration date on the carton.

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

'I'll give you a bite of my calamari for one of your stuffed shrimp.'

How lazy people decide what to eat

Dog Day Afternoon

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

Mum! What's for dessert?! - 'Yoghurt!' - 'Vanilla?' - 'Peach Melba.' - 'Don't call childline, don't call childline, don't call childline, don't call childline.' - '' -

"Then again, an honest profile picture would not have got me a wonderful 'Duck Confit with a Chocolat Creme Brulee.'"

"Why do parishioners only eat half their donuts???" "Partial indulgence."

A slow Day on the Rolling News Channel

'There was sizzle but no steak.'

'Jingling your change won't get us a better table.'

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."

Baker Makes Sexy Dough

"Unfortunately for my waistline, the only thing sweeter than mom's holiday greeting is her holiday eating!"

"It all comes down to the aging and fermentation process."

"Dear, will you sprint down to the store and get a box of wheat germ and a pint of yoghurt?"

Gym. Whatever weight I manage to lose here I always seem to find on my way home. Donuts.

"I see, Mr. Pipkins, we're back on the bourbon and smoking through glazed doughnuts."

Le Gourmet Bistro. Paging Mister Zah, paging Mister Zah. Do we have a Pete Zah here?

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

Plane Yogurt.

Kitchen - Sign reads 'Out of Hors D'Oeuvres.'

"I suppose we could call it the doughnut asteroid..."

'It's a doughnut - just eat it!'

"I can see that you're a cultured individual..."

'Do you know why I stopped you?'

Introductory Police Training

"I'm sorry, Mr. Burke isn't in right now. He ate some funky yogurt he found in the back of the fridge and he's in the bathroom - how shall I put this - promoting from within."

Prehistoric Doughnut Stand.

There's a sky full of bloated women counting on you to produce a pro-biotic yoghurt like you've never produced before!