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Low fat diets.

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."

"I ate some yogurt once. It was very good."

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Today: Yogurt Surprise. We call it "yogurt surprise" because we couldn't read the expiration date on the carton.

'I guess it's OK for a guy to eat your yogurt during a game instead of drinking beer - but light yogurt?'

Plane Yogurt.

"I can see that you're a cultured individual..."

"You're the lid to my pot."

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

Today's special... donuts.

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

'Guess how many I ATE.'

"Since you're going to the dentist, I bought you a giant lollipop to go out in style."

'I'll give you a bite of my calamari for one of your stuffed shrimp.'

How lazy people decide what to eat

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

"Don't take the ones with teeth marks. They've got hard centres ."

When Tia Carmen says... "It's time to eat healthy!" it means... "I'm only using one stick of butter instead of three."

"Then again, an honest profile picture would not have got me a wonderful 'Duck Confit with a Chocolat Creme Brulee.'"

Mum! What's for dessert?! - 'Yoghurt!' - 'Vanilla?' - 'Peach Melba.' - 'Don't call childline, don't call childline, don't call childline, don't call childline.' - '' -

'What can you get with a quarter?'

Dog Day Afternoon

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

'No, you can't have a stick of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerrychwrudobwllanstisiliogogogoch rock. I'll get you on in Rhyl.'

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"