Yogurt Lover Prints

Low fat diets.

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."

"I ate some yogurt once. It was very good."

'I guess it's OK for a guy to eat your yogurt during a game instead of drinking beer - but light yogurt?'

Plane Yogurt.

"I can see that you're a cultured individual..."

"You're the lid to my pot."

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Today's special... donuts.

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

"Since you're going to the dentist, I bought you a giant lollipop to go out in style."

'Guess how many I ATE.'

'I'll give you a bite of my calamari for one of your stuffed shrimp.'

How lazy people decide what to eat

Mum! What's for dessert?! - 'Yoghurt!' - 'Vanilla?' - 'Peach Melba.' - 'Don't call childline, don't call childline, don't call childline, don't call childline.' - '' -

Dog Day Afternoon

"Then again, an honest profile picture would not have got me a wonderful 'Duck Confit with a Chocolat Creme Brulee.'"

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

When Tia Carmen says... "It's time to eat healthy!" it means... "I'm only using one stick of butter instead of three."

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

'What can you get with a quarter?'

"Don't take the ones with teeth marks. They've got hard centres ."

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

'No, you can't have a stick of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerrychwrudobwllanstisiliogogogoch rock. I'll get you on in Rhyl.'

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

No such thing as a chocolate overdose!

'Never accept the first offer, always hold out for more.'