Yogurt Enthusiast Prints

"Running away is serious business. Better pack another yogurt cup."

'He eats his yogurt and carrot sticks out of a grease-stained brown bag to preserve his macho image.'

Who needs Facebook friends when you've got billions of friendly gut bacteria?

"Honey, I can’t find it … they have too many Greek yogurts. No, I’m not crying!"

'Your generation should be more like that yogurt you eat. At lease that culture's active.'

Mum! What's for dessert?! - 'Yoghurt!' - 'Vanilla?' - 'Peach Melba.' - 'Don't call childline, don't call childline, don't call childline, don't call childline.' - '' -

Wild life liberation front take 'live yoghurt' from shop.

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Too much sugar."

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

'I'm sorry, sir, but it's hats off for the Chef's Special!'

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

"We'd like the roasted homework for two. And fetch us a bottle of your finest toilet water."

Sweet surprise.

Chocs away.

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

How lazy people decide what to eat

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

Haute Chinese

"Waiter... my entrée fell over."