Greek Yogurt Aficionado Prints

'Basically, we're hoping for a global yeast infection epidemic.'

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Today: Yogurt Surprise. We call it "yogurt surprise" because we couldn't read the expiration date on the carton.

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

How lazy people decide what to eat

Tzatzikicicle

Mum! What's for dessert?! - 'Yoghurt!' - 'Vanilla?' - 'Peach Melba.' - 'Don't call childline, don't call childline, don't call childline, don't call childline.' - '' -

"We're not just some tavern, you know. Those Greek olives make us a Taverna."

"Alas poor yoghurt - I knew it well..."

'Let me get this straight: you'll answer three questions, but only three questions? No kidding? Boy, is this my lucky day or what?'

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."

"In financial news, Greek shares continue their slide. Of note, International Feta Cheese continues to crumble."

"Dear, will you sprint down to the store and get a box of wheat germ and a pint of yoghurt?"

Hermes, Process Server Of The Gods

'Book me a Greek holiday Charlotte, I want to break plates!'

Plane Yogurt.

"I can see that you're a cultured individual..."

"I'm sorry, Mr. Burke isn't in right now. He ate some funky yogurt he found in the back of the fridge and he's in the bathroom - how shall I put this - promoting from within."

There's a sky full of bloated women counting on you to produce a pro-biotic yoghurt like you've never produced before!

"Blessed are the Greek, for they shall invent olive oil."

Low fat diets.

"Yeah, well, maybe I don't WANT to strike the same place twice. Didja ever think of that?"

'Is this a Greek restaurant?'

'He eats his yogurt and carrot sticks out of a grease-stained brown bag to preserve his macho image.'

Who needs Facebook friends when you've got billions of friendly gut bacteria?

'You realize, we can't have frozen yogurt EVERY day.'

Nick's Greek Restaurant: Special - Nick's own translation of the Odyssey

Syriza

"Let me guess, you joined Alpha Delta Dogma"

"If you don't have anything profound to say, don't say anything at all."

'The 300 Spartans arrived... and blocked the legislation.'

"Why do people around here get so agitated about stuff like yoghurt?" "It's the culture of the organisation"

Wild life liberation front take 'live yoghurt' from shop.

Yogurt, of course, is highly cultured.

'I guess it's OK for a guy to eat your yogurt during a game instead of drinking beer - but light yogurt?'