Mayfly Humorist Gifts

A planet like ours - "What?! I'm going to be a mayfly again?!"

'Flight simulator'

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Elevator Music

Waiter in resturant sawing violin.

"Gimme a lite. Bug Lite."

Guide fish.

'PHWOAR! You should have seen her rear end when she sat on the piano. . . played 'TINK' and 'BOOM' at the same time!'

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto, Number One, first movement."

Musician Sneezing Musical Notes

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

Another hot flash?

"Welcome to Trapeze Talent Inc. If you'd like us to catch you, fill out this form, and we'll get back to you if we're interested."

"So. Are you a mime, a puppeteer, or a ventriloquist?"

Scotsman Playing Cow Bagpipes.

Do you mind if I mix a little business with pleasure and have a brief conversation with the waiter about the fly in my soup?

Shark Chum

Fish Farm.

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

'We've got 'Jumpin' Jake' Stevens on drums, 'Slick' Chuck on bass and 'Wasted Pete' Walthons on the trumpet.'

For Sale: Red Arrow

'The drum roll is very nice... but it's still leftovers.'

"You're goin' up the river, Sammy."

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

'It says he put the 'Ram' in the 'Rama Lama Ding Dong'.'

Man playing huge complicated brass instrument.

"It's the part about 60 take-offs and 54 landings that worries us."

"Fetch and roll over weren't enough-then they sent me to philosophy classes."

How Lawyers Evolved.

'For a little extra we can allocate you a seat inside the aircraft.'

"I always end up next to the weirdo!"

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

Erica Duvale, piano - Beethoven - Total of opus numbers...