Maternity Chaos Appreciators Gifts

Nurse using a paper chain to deliver news.

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

'Ever since I've started showing, my husband has affectionately called me 'Three Humps'...'

Batman's Baby

"On no, the baby's breach!!"

Maternity Ward

'I'm afraid this doubles your bill.'

Womb service: A special room service for pregnant Women

'Twiiiiiiiiins!!!!'

"Triple whammy."

Clown umbilical cord is made of party balloons.

Maternity Ward "Just call me the Secretary of Labor."

Birth canal: Keep clear at all times.

"Have you ever heard the saying, 'Two heads are better than one'?"

"I think our bundle of joy needs his mommy, dear!"

'And remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

'If you don't like fathers in the delivery room, where will you be?'

'Which one is yours?'

Feeding the baby

'He's the father of the entire first row.'

'Looks like we'll have this one by C section."

"Well at least now I ca almost imagine the level of pain my husband goes through when he's got a cold."

"Haven't been there, haven't done that."

The baby's really been moving round today.

An expecting Fly wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying MAGGOT.

Please take a number...

Normal pregnancies, premature pregnancies, born again Christians.

Womb Rating

Everything looks so good

"Pick out any card you like, Mom. This one's on me."

'There you go again, jumping to the wrong conclusions'

"I should have started this three months ago....contractions play havoc with jigsaw puzzles!!"

'Now this time remember - we refer to the babies as 'quadruplets,' not 'the litter!''

Father playing with baby and baby is sick on his face.

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