Maternity Chaos Appreciators T-Shirts

Nurse using a paper chain to deliver news.

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

'Ever since I've started showing, my husband has affectionately called me 'Three Humps'...'

"On no, the baby's breach!!"

Maternity Ward

'I'm afraid this doubles your bill.'

Womb service: A special room service for pregnant Women

"Triple whammy."

'Twiiiiiiiiins!!!!'

Maternity Ward "Just call me the Secretary of Labor."

Birth canal: Keep clear at all times.

"I think our bundle of joy needs his mommy, dear!"

"Have you ever heard the saying, 'Two heads are better than one'?"

'And remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

'If you don't like fathers in the delivery room, where will you be?'

Feeding the baby

'He's the father of the entire first row.'

'Looks like we'll have this one by C section."

"Well at least now I ca almost imagine the level of pain my husband goes through when he's got a cold."

"Haven't been there, haven't done that."

An expecting Fly wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying MAGGOT.

Please take a number...

Normal pregnancies, premature pregnancies, born again Christians.

Womb Rating

'There you go again, jumping to the wrong conclusions'

"I should have started this three months ago....contractions play havoc with jigsaw puzzles!!"

Smart Suburban Maternity Hospital - "My Evian waters have broken."

"Nothing much. Just going to get rid of some belly fat."

Best used before 40 years.

Father playing with baby and baby is sick on his face.