Matador Gifts

"Definitely work-related."

'Doctor, I'm not sure I can trust you.'

Cool bulls.

'And you take the fall in the second quarter, okay?'

'Red capes no longer bother me, due to my anger counselling.'

Giraffe Fighting

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

Clocking in - Bull and Matador.

'Have you seen a bull?'

Maynard Wilson - "The Bull Whisperer"

'We told you not to wear your bright red kid's party shoes out here!'

'Yeah, well, I don't like YOUR looks either.'

Matador Taxidermy

'You two should think about living in separate apartments.'

'Oh, for goodness sake! Can't you see he's just trying to bait you?'

'Yeah, but did you hear the crowd roar when I hooked the cape out of your hands?'

Tae Kwon Bull.

'Mum, I'm in some kind of circular arena with a guy waving a red cloth at me: Any advice?'

'I kept telling him he shouldn't wear his red cardigan.'

"Will you be charging this?"

Bull Headache

Bull and a Matador attend an anger management class.

'You just got an ole in one!'

"I see a red cape, oh wait, be warned: There's a sword hidden under it!"

'I've heard this matador has a very unique style.' (matador has boxing gloves on).

'Hey, buddy, what are you looking at?'

The first and last matador to try karate instead of a cape.

The Toreador

'Well, if you can't stand confrontation, why on earth did you become a bullfighter?'

Matador.

Bull with gun

Matador lures a bull into attacking his wife.

El sissy.

The biking of the bulls in Corrida del Toros, Spain.

"After the lawsuit, the matador can only pierce the bull with hard and insensitive tweets."